Try logging *literally everything*

PluralKit.Bot/PKPerformanceEventListener.cs

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+using System;
+using System.Diagnostics.Tracing;
+using System.Linq;
+
+namespace PluralKit.Bot {
+    class PKPerformanceEventListener: EventListener
+    {
+        public PKPerformanceEventListener()
+        {
+            foreach (var s in EventSource.GetSources()) 
+                EnableEvents(s, EventLevel.Informational);
+        }
+
+        protected override void OnEventWritten(EventWrittenEventArgs eventData)
+        {
+            base.OnEventWritten(eventData);
+            Console.WriteLine($"{eventData.EventSource.Name}/{eventData.EventName}: {string.Join(", ", eventData.PayloadNames.Zip(eventData.Payload).Select(v => $"{v.First}={v.Second}" ))}");
+        }
+    }
+}